10 stages of being hungover in work

Stage 1.

Getting the fuck out of bed and realising you’re meant to be in work 10 minutes ago

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Stage 2.

Not having the time nor energy to have a shower so you go to work STINKING

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Stage 3.

Getting to work and realising you put your top on backwards in a rush and your face looks like you’re about to kill a bitch.

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Stage 4.

HAVING TO DEAL WITH PEOPLE ALL FUCKING DAY

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Stage 5.

The absolute URGE to eat every calorie in sight with no regrets whatsoever.

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Stage 6.

The crash and burn stage, this is the worst part of the day because what you felt like before gets 10 times worse and your life is practically over. RAGING you didn’t call in sick.

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Stage 7.

Realising your stamp is still on your arm and wondering how many customers know you were at PYG Sundays last night

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Stage 8.

Deleting your Snapchat stories and knowing all your work pals have seen your antics and coming to the realisation that you’re really not Beyonce.

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Stage 9.

Thinking of what curry shop you’ll order your spicebag from when you get home

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Stage 10.

Finally, nosediving yourself back into that precious bed and SWEARING you’ll ”never drink again”

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